Chicks from Paris

Dupa cum ziceam intr-o postare anterioara, la Paris mi-am dorit sa am parte de tipe bune si bere rece. Cum berea frantuzeasca (Kronenbourg, 1664, Pelforth, etc) nu e tocmai grozava, macar tipele bune au fost din belsug.
Here goes...

Bon Soirée, Je suis revenue de Paris.

Cam asta te frapeaza la francezi. Politetea. Si evident numaru mare de negri, algerieni si chinezi. Si numaru si mai mare de turisti. In rest numai de bine, Parisu probabil e cel mai frumos oras din lume (si tinand cont ca am vazut cateva pana acuma, ati putea chiar sa ma credeti pe cuvant), insa nu neaaparat si cel mai interesant. Dar merita vazut, macar o data de doo ori. De Gaulle e un aeroport imens insa cam jegos, in RER-ul care duce spre oras sunt numerosi conationali care dau spectacole vocal-instrumentale, iar la casele de bilete ptr RER din aeroport sunt mereu cozi, ca din 8 ghisee functioneaza maxim 3. Cam ca la noi. Asemanarile se opresc insa aici. Deci cum spuneam, lume multa,baghete, bere cam proasta (Kronenbourg), muzee si obiective turistice la tot pasul, tipe bune si mai des, vanzatori de suveniruri fugariti de jandarmerie, cozi, soldati inarmati in aeroporturi si gari, restaurante destul de scumpe. Cam asta e Parisul. Dar mie mi-a placut. Si niste poze....

Short story

My name is Jack. I'm from Nebraska. I was born in New York. I've moved here when I was 3. I've never ever left this fuckin place since.I would like to, but where to go? 5 years ago I've had this oportunity to go on a bussines trip to San Francsico. I wasn't able to make it there. I had a heart attack. Stayed in the hospital for 2 weeks. My wife visited me twice. Doctor said I must give smoking and burbon too. I did. Never had a heart attack ever since. Today I smoked for the frst time in 5 years. Felt damn good.  In the mean time my wife left me, and my daughter got married and moved to Richmond. She has a kid now. I'm a grandfather. She never visited me. I never got to see my nephew. This time I've decided. I wanna go to Paris. My name is Jack. I'm from Nebraska.